I recently penned a blog post regarding the sorry state of grammar online and the response that I received was so considerable that I decided to write on this topic again. I have to admit, it was somewhat refreshing to receive so much feedback, if only for the fact of realizing that there are many grammarians out there dedicated to the cause of good grammar. And they are watching.
So, in my last post I commented that it is somewhat appalling when we see professional people who so willingly and unapologetically destroy the English language when posting to blogs, Facebook, Twitter and the like. I based this tendency on two things, either a.) people don’t proofread, or b.) people don’t care.
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So, to members of these groups I offer a list of the most prevalent grammar gaffes made online. I invite you to read and learn, and even if you only implement one correction in your social media posts, I will feel happy knowing that I was able to do a little something to clean up the Internet.
- Its and It’s: I admit, here is one grammar gaffe that is easy to mix up, especially if you are typing quickly. However, just as it’s easy to mix up, it is also easy to fix. An apostrophe typically will indicate possession but “it’s” is also a contraction for it is. So therefore, “It’s time for lunch” is correct, as is, “Its coat was sleek and soft.”
- You’re and Your: This one is a big problem too and frankly, when I see it misused online, I have the same reaction that I experience when someone drags their fingernails across a chalkboard. This is also a possessive pronoun, just like its and it’s. You’re is a contraction of you are. So, with that being said, “Your mom is awesome” is correct, as is, “You’re the best sister ever.”
- To, Too and Two: Alright, now we are dealing with three separate words! Eek! Don’t panic though, this is really simple. To is a preposition. Two is a number. Too is a synonym for also. So, these three sentences are correct: “It is a long way to New York from L.A”; “I will take two donuts”; “Why don’t you throw some cheese on the sandwich, too.”
- There, They’re and Their: People, pay attention here. This is important because it will save you from looking like an idiot on social media. These three words are homonyms, meaning they all sound alike but have different meanings. There means in or at a place. Their is a plural possessive pronoun. And they’re is a contraction for they are. As such, these three sentences are correct: “There are many things to do before quitting time”; “Everyone deserves their fair share for working a full day”; “They’re completely crazy!”
- Rules for beginning a sentence, and ending one: There is no way around this. You need to start a sentence with a capital letter and end it with some form of punctuation, be it a period, a question mark or an exclamation point. Furthermore, you can’t end a sentence with a colon or a semi-colon, so don’t try it.
- Punctuation, generally. I defer to that popular meme on Facebook for this one. Namely, that punctuation saves lives.
There are many more grammar gaffes that need to be covered. However, I feel that a Part 3 is required in this public service message, as I have given grammar abusers plenty to think about and implement with this post. So now go, use these new skills and impress your friends, co-workers and the nameless, faceless masses on Twitter. Because remember, no matter where you go or what you do, a grammarian is watching.
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